Aroview: Trash fans rejoice. This Lindsay Lohan career nadir won more Razzie awards than both SHOWGIRLS and BATTLEFIELD EARTH.
Lohan plays both a good girl and white trash stripper and she's lousy at both. Amongst the film's many low-lights: a truly atrocious Julia Ormond monologue, amputation by ice, stigmatic twins and Lohan's "strip" which she performs with all the erotic vigour of a chaste narcoleptic. It's a long way from 'The Parent Trap'.