Labour Pains

Aroview: 'Troubled starlet' Lindsay Lohan stars in this comedy vehicle about a woman who fakes her pregnancy for the perks.

Destined for straight-to-DVD status from the get go, this limp affair sees Linds waddle through a series of sight gags, boorish charicatures and a plot one could map out within the first five minutes. Best enjoyed as a double bill with that other Lohan turkey, I KNOW WHO KILLED ME.

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