Nightwatch

Aroview: Ewan MacGregor checks in for morgue attendance in this Anglo remake of the director's own Danish thriller.

Must confess, we never watched this film, largely because we saw the original and felt that once was enough. Take our word for it - it too had a promisingly atmospheric set-up that followed up with gratuitous blood-letting, fan-boy clichés, ludicrous plotting and dialogue, cruel mysogyny, and a killer that may as well have 'red herring' tattooed on his forehead.