Vesper Lord’s Film Reviews
About me: i like a lot of movies. some are good. some are bad.
15 Films have been rated or reviewed by Vesper Lord.
- Avatar (2009)
- I thought this movie was overrated when I first saw it. the more I thought about it, the more I disliked it. then I found out they're making four fucking sequels to this. why is this the highest grossing film of all time?
- Justice League (2017)
- the behind the scenes issues are far more interesting than the movie itself could even try to be.rnthe "Snyder Cut" gets **, probably would be 3 if it weren't for it's overly long runtime and irritating epilogue
- Bumblebee (2018)
- A genuinely good and heartfelt film, especially when compared to the others in this franchise, where my biggest issue with it is a fanboy–ish nitpick with the first Decepticon killed.
- Transformers (2007)
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- Transformers: The Last Knight (2017)
- A headache.
- Transformers - Revenge Of The Fallen (Transformers 2) (2009)
- I hate Age of Extinction and Last Night more. just not by much.
- Transformers - Age of Extinction (Transformers 4) (2014)
- the worst of Michael Bay's Transformers films, which is saying a lot
- Transformers - The Movie (1986)
- they went so deep into cynical cash grab territory that they accidentally produced art.
- Blu-Ray $34.95
- Color Out of Space (Colour Out of Space) (2019)
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- New Mutants, The (2020)
- I have a soft spot for this film despite it's many flaws. It's a fun time for people like me who enjoy both horror and superhero films. It does not slake my thirst for a truly excellent superhero horror film, however.
- Suspiria (2018)
- very different to the original film, but that just makes it better
- Mandy (2018)
- all hail the cheddar goblin
- DVD $29.95
- Lighthouse, The (2019)
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- Stephen King's Doctor Sleep (2019)
- Arguably not better than it's predecessor, but I'd quite honestly give this a rewatch over The Shining.
- Hotel Artemis (2018)
- The overall vibe the world of this movie gives is similar to John Wick but without a lot of the class. As for the film itself, it's fun. Being less than 90 minutes means it doesn't overstay it's welcome. Only one kill that's particularly memorable tho