Love Guru, The

Aroview: Mike Myers scrapes the bottom of the barrel for laughs as an American raised by Indian gurus who returns to his homeland hoping to earn big bucks on the self-help circuit.

Sort of like a filthy joke a laugh-starved Myers told to an audience of sniggering boys, stretched out to 90 minutes, this misdirected satire of phony cash-cow spiritualism will appeal to anyone prepared to sit through an endless supply of dick, dwarf and defecation jokes, while others will pine wistfully for the days of WAYNE'S WORLD. Justin Timberlake pops up as a genitally-gifted Frenchman called Jacques 'Le Coq' Grande. You get the picture.