Lesbian Vampire Killers

Aroview: Comedy duo Corden and Horne (stars of TV's GAVIN AND STACEY) make their big screen debut as a pair of spotty fools who must defend themselves and a local village against a hoard of lipstick-lesbian vampires.

Hammering home a homage to British vampire flicks of yore, the production values at least belie the stream of cheap laughs, which leave one in no doubt that it was the title that came to the writers first. Blame those equally brainless 'lads' magazines and the readership to which this is aimed, this is less innuendo than pure smut, less plunging necklines than "tits out for the lads".

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