trauma_hound412’s Film Reviews

316 Films have been rated or reviewed by trauma_hound412.

Dick Turpin (TV Series) (1979): Has aged surprisingly well. The acting is passable with engaging characters that endure throughout the series. There is enough swashbuckling, moonlit highway robberies, and large breasted women in taverns to keep you entertained.
Bloodsucking Freaks (1978): Legendary outrageous torture porn. Approach with caution.
Day of the Dead (1985): Romero classic.
Rush (2013): Great casting and direction effectively illustrates a thrilling true story, and the insane danger of formula 1 racing at the time.
Lizzie (2018): An engrossing character–driven thriller.
Captain Kronos, Vampire Hunter (1972): Probably Hammer's most fun outing with loads of vampire lore, great performances by Janson and Caroline Munro, and some good swashbuckling. Excellent popcorn film.
Two Evil Eyes (1991): With two heavyweight names like Argento and Romero, I expected a lot better. Bad even by made–for–tv standards. Even Adrienne Barbeau is spectacularly awful.
Cabin in the Woods, The (2011): The more you recognize the constant horror references, the more fun it is. Doesn't take itself seriously, and if you can leave your brain at the door, there is loads of fun to be had here.
Grudge, The (2004): Not a patch on the original, but still worth a watch.
Changeling, The (1979): Not so much a horror, but a sad character–driven ghost story, and is all the better for it.