Vesper Lord’s Film Reviews

About me: i like a lot of movies. some are good. some are bad.

15 Films have been rated or reviewed by Vesper Lord.

Avatar (2009): I thought this movie was overrated when I first saw it. the more I thought about it, the more I disliked it. then I found out they're making four fucking sequels to this. why is this the highest grossing film of all time?
Justice League (2017): the behind the scenes issues are far more interesting than the movie itself could even try to be.rnthe "Snyder Cut" gets **, probably would be 3 if it weren't for it's overly long runtime and irritating epilogue
Bumblebee (2018): A genuinely good and heartfelt film, especially when compared to the others in this franchise, where my biggest issue with it is a fanboy–ish nitpick with the first Decepticon killed.
Transformers (2007)
Transformers: The Last Knight (2017): A headache.
Transformers - Revenge Of The Fallen (Transformers 2) (2009): I hate Age of Extinction and Last Night more. just not by much.
Transformers - Age of Extinction (Transformers 4) (2014): the worst of Michael Bay's Transformers films, which is saying a lot
Transformers - The Movie (1986): they went so deep into cynical cash grab territory that they accidentally produced art.; Blu-Ray $34.95
Color Out of Space (Colour Out of Space) (2019)
New Mutants, The (2020): I have a soft spot for this film despite it's many flaws. It's a fun time for people like me who enjoy both horror and superhero films. It does not slake my thirst for a truly excellent superhero horror film, however.