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Vesper Lord’s Film Reviews

About me: i like a lot of movies. some are good. some are bad.

15 Films have been rated or reviewed by Vesper Lord.

AvatarAvatar (2009)Recommended
1 star (Turkey) I thought this movie was overrated when I first saw it. the more I thought about it, the more I disliked it. then I found out they're making four fucking sequels to this. why is this the highest grossing film of all time?
Justice LeagueJustice League (2017)
1 star (Turkey) the behind the scenes issues are far more interesting than the movie itself could even try to be.rnthe "Snyder Cut" gets **, probably would be 3 if it weren't for it's overly long runtime and irritating epilogue
BumblebeeBumblebee (2018)
5 stars (Exceptional) A genuinely good and heartfelt film, especially when compared to the others in this franchise, where my biggest issue with it is a fanboy–ish nitpick with the first Decepticon killed.
TransformersTransformers (2007)Recommended
3 stars (Good Enough)
Transformers: The Last KnightTransformers: The Last Knight (2017)
1 star (Turkey) A headache.
Transformers - Revenge Of The FallenTransformers - Revenge Of The Fallen (Transformers 2) (2009)
1 star (Turkey) I hate Age of Extinction and Last Night more. just not by much.
Transformers - Age of ExtinctionTransformers - Age of Extinction (Transformers 4) (2014)
1 star (Turkey) the worst of Michael Bay's Transformers films, which is saying a lot
Transformers - The MovieTransformers - The Movie (1986)
5 stars (Exceptional) they went so deep into cynical cash grab territory that they accidentally produced art.
Blu-Ray $34.95
Color Out of SpaceColor Out of Space (Colour Out of Space) (2019)
4 stars (Very Good)
New Mutants, TheNew Mutants, The (2020)
3 stars (Good Enough) I have a soft spot for this film despite it's many flaws. It's a fun time for people like me who enjoy both horror and superhero films. It does not slake my thirst for a truly excellent superhero horror film, however.
SuspiriaSuspiria (2018)Recommended
5 stars (Exceptional) very different to the original film, but that just makes it better
MandyMandy (2018)Aro Favourite
5 stars (Exceptional) all hail the cheddar goblin
DVD $29.95
Lighthouse, TheLighthouse, The (2019)Aro Favourite
5 stars (Exceptional)
Stephen King's Doctor SleepStephen King's Doctor Sleep (2019)
5 stars (Exceptional) Arguably not better than it's predecessor, but I'd quite honestly give this a rewatch over The Shining.
Hotel ArtemisHotel Artemis (2018)
3 stars (Good Enough) The overall vibe the world of this movie gives is similar to John Wick but without a lot of the class. As for the film itself, it's fun. Being less than 90 minutes means it doesn't overstay it's welcome. Only one kill that's particularly memorable tho

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