Shorty’s Film Reviews
172 Films have been rated or reviewed by Shorty.
- How Far is Heaven (2012)
- Magical.
- Origin (2023)
- Not easy to turn a book of historical analysis into a good story, but this succeeds. (NB: Stan Walker song over closing credits.)
- DVD $29.95
- How Art Made the World (2005)
- "The reality is we humans don't like reality."
- Tailor of Panama, The (2000)
- A worthy update of 'Our Man in Havana'.
- Strange World of Gurney Slade, The (TV Series) (1960)
- Quite proto–Python.
- In Restless Dreams: The Music of Paul Simon (2024)
- A melancholy but brilliant bloke.
- DVD $29.95 | Blu-Ray $34.95
- Ten (10) (2002)
- 6 out of 10.
- Magic Trip (2011)
- "I thought we were as American as you can get".
- Prisoner, The (TV Series) (1967-1968)
- Pleasantly batty.
- DVD $54.95
- Berberian Sound Studio (2012)
- Ingenious. Warning: various fruit and veg are harmed in the making of this movie.
- Weather Underground, The (2002)
- Startling archival footage.
- Taste of Cherry, A (1997)
- I liked it. Humour so low–key that if you blink you miss it. Louis Armstrong, for gosh sakes!
- Lone Star (1996)
- Kristofferson makes a mean sheriff.
- Bed Sitting Room, The (1969)
- Filmed in and on notable refuse dumps of England. God save Mrs Ethel Shroke!
- Wind Will Carry Us, The (2001)
- Intriguing.
- Banshees of Inisherin, The (2022)
- Dark, dark, dark.
- Voyage Round My Father, A (1983)
- "Angry? I'm always angry when I'm dying!"
- Savage Innocents, The (1960)
- Well–meaning tosh in which 'eskimo' are depicted as giggling children. However, one glorious location shot of walruses stands out.
- Zone of Interest, The (2023)
- Shocking in the best sense.
- DVD $29.95 | Blu-Ray $34.95
- My Old School (2022)
- Sad, fascinating example of the kind of rabbit hole the human mind can go down.
- Translators, The (Les Traducteurs) (2020)
- The James Bond–Agatha Christie–Marcel Proust vibe makes for a load of fun.
- DVD $29.95
- Stunt Man, The (1980)
- Wizard idea for a satire on moviemaking! Pity about the self–indulgent script.
- Effie Gray (2014)
- Victorian sexual repression in some sumptuous settings. A bit pedestrian in the telling.
- Grow Your Own (The Allotment) (2007)
- "I wasn't dead. I was in Leicester."
- Taste of Honey, A (1961)
- Love and prejudice set against some magnificently grim backdrops of post–war northern England towns. Originally banned in NZ says Wikipedia!
- In Their Own Words - British Novelists (2010)
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- Judgement at Nuremberg (1961)
- Having a big–name Hollywood cast – fine as they all are – distracts a little from the serious heft of the movie.
- DVD
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- Wizard Mode (2016)
- Warm–hearted look at young man making sense of the world and pinball machines. "Apparently, not every moment in life will be fun . . ."
- Rosewater (2014)
- A cheeky movie that wears its heart on its sleeve.
- Island of Lost Souls (1933)
- Passably blood–curdling.
- Fantastic Voyage (1966)
- Honey, I shrunk the Proteus! The science is shonky, the sexism is casual, and the dialogue is also worth a laugh or two. Fun special effects.
- First Australians (TV Series) (2008)
- Documentary excellence.
- DVD $39.95
- Still Life (2013)
- A quiet film about a quiet man. A gem!
- DVD $29.95
- Circle, The (2000)
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- Leopard, The (Il Gattopardo) (1963)
- Melancholic and magnificent.
- My Little Chickadee (1940)
- Fields' bon mots have aged better than West's.
- Crimson Gold (Talaye sorkh) (2003)
- A memorable opening scene looking out through the jewelry shop door.
- DVD $29.95
- Triumph of the Will (1935)
- Instructive to see Hitler, and various other shouty men, in full flight. Expertly made pomp porn.
- John Osborne and the Gift of Friendship (2006)
- "I'll never be a member of the congregation".
- Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em (TV Series) (1973)
- "I'm not messing it up, I'm making some adjustments." HEAPS funnier than Phantom of the Opera
- Entertainer, The (1960)
- A tired and tawdry post–war Britain looking for its soul in bathing beauty pageants, music hall etc. Olivier is in fine form.
- Funny Thing Happened On the Way to the Forum, A (1966)
- Great cast. No old gag left unturned.
- American Film Theatre - The Homecoming (1973)
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- Peeping Tom (1960)
- Still creepy and confronting after all these years.
- Unforgivable Blackness (2004)
- How the United States of America could not cope with Jack Johnson. Fine music soundtrack by Wynton Marsalis.
- Producers, The (1968)
- OTT. LOL.
- DVD
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- Tár (Tar) (2022)
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- Enid (2009)
- Telephones and typewriters – deft use of period detail.
- Richard III (1955)
- "I am determined to prove a villain".
- DVD
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- Billy Rose's Jumbo (1962)
- Corny as, but P T Barnum would be proud.
- David Byrne's American Utopia (American Utopia) (2020)
- Impressive band.
- Day at the Races, A (1937)
- Great routines. The 'All God's Chillun got Rhythm' sequence with Ivy Anderson is pretty cool too.
- Marty Feldman, Best Of (1968-1969)
- Best sketch: The Bishop on the Train.
- American Film Theatre - Rhinoceros (1974)
- Zero Mostel makes a stunning rhinoceros. That wall portrait of Nixon would today be replaced with one of Trump.
- Into Great Silence (2005)
- An absorbing journey into a world far from the 21st century.
- Shooting Party, The (1984)
- A society blindly stumbling into a 'Great War'. The film tells its story quietly. Nice dialogue.
- Alexei Sayle's Stuff (TV Series) (1988)
- Marxist rantings from a fat Liverpudlian in a dazzling array of ill–fitting suits. Recommended.
- Bete Humaine, La (1938)
- TBH, I found the exterior train shots more engrossing than the human melodrama.
- House of Mirth (2001)
- Slow to get going but builds to a nicely desperate end.
- Le Million (1931)
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- Adolf Hitler: My Part in His Downfall (1973)
- Spike plays his own father.
- La Regle Du Jeu (Rules of the Game) (1939)
- "Stop this farce!" "Which one, m'lord?"
- Young Frankenstein (1974)
- I'd forgotten about Marty Feldman . . . how good he was.
- Masked and Anonymous (2003)
- Dylan ambles his way through a waggish tale of what it's like to be stuck inside one's (ie. his) own legend. Great soundtrack, of course.
- Grand Illusion (La Grande Illusion) (1937)
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- Guys and Dolls (1955)
- Stubby Kaye's 'Sit Down You're Rocking the Boat'!
- Parent Trap (1961)
- The kids' story is fun, the parents' one more of a yawn.
- Loneliness of the Long Distance Runner (1962)
- Young feet running on England's green and pleasant land.
- Civilisations (TV Series) (2018)
- Wonderful images, thoughtful commentaries.
- Carnage (2011)
- In which civilized behaviour goes down the gurgler. The script zings.
- Tenant, The (1976)
- Mr Polanski is pulling our leg a little here, surely.
- Fall and Rise of Reginald Perrin, The (TV Series) (1976)
- I didn't get where I am today without a catchphrase or two.
- Cinderfella (1960)
- Lewis' brand of goofiness rises to its best moments when Basie is playing.
- Plein Soleil (Purple Noon) (1960)
- Oh dear, a non–Patricia Highsmith ending.
- Magic Christian, The (1969)
- The art auction is a hoot.
- DVD $19.95
- Duellists, The (1977)
- Atmospheric.
- Blu-Ray $24.95
- Distant Voices, Still Lives (1988)
- Nostalgia with a personal edge. "Men – if they're not using a big stick they're farting." Fascinating musical soundtrack.
- Soldiers Without Guns (2019)
- An inspiring story.
- Toy Story 4 (2019)
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- Boys from the Blackstuff (TV Series) (1989)
- Funny and desperate. And a love letter to the city of Liverpool.
- Struggle No More (2006)
- What great songs!
- Elmer Gantry (1960)
- "Fireworks, the brass band . . . grace for 200 washing machine salesmen". A rip–roaring piece of movie making.
- Return to Waterloo - The Kinks (1984)
- Ray Davies' bleak, even creepy, view of Thatcher's England. The song, 'Expectations', pretty well nails it.
- A Quiet Passion (2016)
- An unflinching meditation on a difficult life.
- Hamlet (2009)
- David Tennant is electric as Hamlet. Interesting use of CCTV technology.
- DVD
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- Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead (1991)
- A script so witty it made my brain hurt. It's as if Shakespeare had not only written HAMLET but also WAITING FOR GODOT into the bargain.
- Local Hero (1983)
- An air of transatlantic eccentricity rules. Lovely stuff.
- Mark Twain (2002)
- Up to the expected Ken Burns' standard. Marvelous use of archival photographs and Twain's words.
- Tehran Taxi (2015)
- Very funny, and then comes the so–called "sordid realism]" of the final scene.
- Offside (2006)
- Cocks a snook at what Iranian women (and men) have to put up with from 'the Regime'.
- Rio Bravo (1959)
- And there's singin' too.
- Gallipoli: The Frontline Experience (2005)
- Clear–eyed account of events. Loads of original footage, plus impressive re–enactment sequences.
- To Have and Have Not (1944)
- Hoagy is Highlight of Howard Hawks' Hollywood Hokum.
- Why We Fight (2005)
- An outstanding assemblage of stories and images to answer the question. "I guarantee when war becomes that profitable you're gonna see more war". Meanwhile, in Ukraine another business opportunity opens up . . .
- Horse's Mouth, The (1958)
- A great novel emerges as a delightful movie. (That doesn't always happen!) Alec Guinness in sparkling form.
- This is Not a Film (2011)
- The gaze of that iguana stays in my mind.
- Adventure of English, The (2002)
- A delightful and thorough history for us word nerds.
- Bank Dick, The (1940)
- Some fine boondoggling from Mr Fields.
- World War 1 In Colour (2003)
- A broad brush portrayal of events. The image restoration is not in the Peter Jackson league but still makes an impact.
- Two-Lane Blacktop (1971)
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- An Ideal Husband / Lady Windermere's Fan (1969-1985)
- Plays nicely done, and a very good doco on what made Wilde tick.
- Being There (1980)
- Still holds up as a smart fable. Of course, in reality, a man who doesn't read and only watches TV could never become President of the United States of America, right?!
- Ruling Class, The (1972)
- A savage skewering of the British aristocracy and their waning Empire. Bit long–winded, but good fun.
- Denial (2016)
- Fine script and acting.
- Anglo Saxon Attitudes (TV Series) (1992)
- The satire is thin on the ground until the final episode.
- DVD $29.95
- Religulous (2008)
- Perhaps the old Hollywood biblical epic clips are overused here, but Bill still makes a good plug for humorous scepticism. And his mum talks sense too.
- Fairytale: A True Story (1997)
- Comic fantasy take on the notorious Cottingley Fairies.
- French Lieutenant's Woman, The (1981)
- Very meta, very enjoyable.
- Seven Percent Solution, The (1976)
- Excellent tongue–in–cheek addition to the Sherlock Holmes legend. Great cast.
- Ripping Yarns (TV Series) (1977-1979)
- Amiable Pythonesque silliness. Slightly odd–story–out is the touching 'Golden Gordon' (with, it looks like, a brief walk–on by John Cleese).
- Porgy and Bess (1993)
- Full operatic production using Gershwin's original score.
- Lord Jim (1965)
- Respectable adaptation of the Conrad novel. "Perhaps your conscience is coloured by your skin". Good action sequences.
- Mr. Hulot's Holiday (Les Vacances de Monsieur Hulot) (1953)
- Anyone for tennis?!
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- Tempest, The (1980)
- The language is the star.
- Magnificent Tati, The (2009)
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- Pumpkin Eater, The (1964)
- Some sparkling Pinter dialogue.
- In Search of the Castaways (1962)
- Entertainingly daft yarn which ends up in NZ. "Have no fear, the Maori can run faster than the lava"! Sadly, it's Maurice Chevalier who sings, rather than Inia Te Wiata.
- Mon Oncle (1958)
- Genius – especially the garden party.
- Long Day Closes, The (1992)
- Evocative soundtrack.
- Rumba (2008)
- An endearing improvised, silent movie feel.
- Swimmer, The (1968)
- A broken man attempts an odyssey ('I can swim home') across well–heeled suburbia. Sharp and unsettling.
- Italian Job, The (1968)
- The Mini Cooper's finest hour (and a half).
- Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf? (1966)
- Beside the top–class scenery chewing there's the stunning black and white photography.
- Living is Easy with Eyes Closed (2013)
- Featherweight plot, but as a Beatles fan I was charmed. Real strawberry fields!
- Peking Opera Blues (1986)
- The action never pauses to take a breath. Subtitles are hardly needed.
- Rosemary's Baby (1968)
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- Nomadland (2020)
- Elegaic with social bite.
- Produced By George Martin (2012)
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- Alfie (1965)
- Classic scenes where Alfie glibly soliloquizes to the camera like he's Hamlet or something.
- Night at the Opera, A (1935)
- "You can't fool me, there is no sanity clause."
- Lost in Paris (Paris pieds nus) (2016)
- Gentle comedy magic. A movie placing the McGarrigle Sisters and Satie alongside each other on its soundtrack can do no wrong as far as I'm concerned.
- DVD $29.95
- Alan Partridge: Mid Morning Matters (TV Series) (2010)
- A minor work in Alan's canon.
- Alice in Wonderland (1966)
- Sticks close to the Tenniel illustrations, abounding in Victorian period charm and general English dottiness.
- Truman Show, The (1998)
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- DVD $19.95
- You Kill Me (2007)
- Inarticulate hit–man opens up, so to speak. Very funny.
- Patrick Melrose (TV Series) (2018)
- A story both harrowing and hilarious. Cumberbatch is impressive.
- DVD $34.95
- Missionary, The (1982)
- Plays like a frothy music hall revue, with lots of comic business for your delectation.
- Gattaca (1997)
- Standard Hollywood 'our–human–spirit–won't–ever–be–tamed' schtick in sci–fi garb.
- Whistle Down the Wind (1964)
- Delightful tale set in the atmospheric hills of Lancashire.
- Who You Think I Am (Celle que vous croyez) (2019)
- Social media as a house of mirrors. Haunting.
- DVD $29.95
- Private Function, A (1985)
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- Death and the Maiden (1994)
- Ben Kingsley is excellent. Descent into a heart of darkness indeed!
- George Harrison and Friends: The Concert for Bangladesh (1972)
- Free from hype or ego, this concert is still one of rock's most eloquent moments. Ravi Shankar and Ali Akbar Khan 'rock' too.
- Fisher King, The (1991)
- Modern rom–com crossed with a medieval legend – and it works!
- Personal History Of David Copperfield, The (2019)
- Fun and inventive. Colour–blind casting and squeezing in so much plot makes things confusing at times, but there's always the book to refer to . . .
- Ripley's Game (2003)
- Faithful to the book's dark comedy.
- I'm All Right Jack (1959)
- Delightful combination of Peter Sellers and Irene Handl.
- Seance On a Wet Afternoon (1964)
- A touch of English gothic, with John Barry music – loved it!
- In Search of Myths and Heroes (TV Series) (2005)
- Striking and absorbing journeys with an affable guide.
- Mrs Lowry & Son (2019)
- Stand–out performances by the two leads.
- North West Frontier (1959)
- Lots of action with some wee jibes at the British and their Empire. The storyline's demonizing of Muslims grates a little these days.
- House of Cards, The (TV Series) (1990-1993)
- You might say it's very droll, very dark, but I couldn't possibly comment . . .
- Plenty (1985)
- Thoughtful political story, biting dialogue and strong cast.
- Absent-Minded Professor, The (1961)
- Nifty fun. This colourized print, though, has PURPLE flubber. It should be green, surely!
- They Might Be Giants (1971)
- Owes as much to Don Quixote as to Sherlock Holmes. Supermarket scene is a nice touch.
- Gunga Din (1939)
- A ripping yarn.
- Children Who Chase Lost Voices (Journey to Agartha) (2011)
- Beautiful animation, but convoluted and sometimes surprisingly violent story.
- Bunny Lake is Missing (1965)
- Nicely noir atmosphere. Noel Coward is wonderful as a ham poet.
- Jazz On a Summer's Day (1959)
- No hint, here, of things to come at Woodstock 10 short years in the future! Magical performances.
- Cul-de-Sac (1966)
- Madcap weirdness and some good laughs.
- Lost Horizon (1937)
- Or: 'How Shangri–La Got Modern Plumbing'. Too talky in the middle, but good fun.
- Blu-Ray $19.95
- Andrew Marr's The Making of Modern Britain (TV Series) (2009)
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- What's Up, Tiger Lily? (1966)
- And the Lovin' Spoonful are an extra treat.
- Young Man With a Horn (Young Man of Music) (1949)
- Story has little relation to Biederbecke's life and Douglas makes a pretty wooden jazz musician. Hoagy and the music make up for that though.
- Flim-Flam Man, The (1967)
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- Sinatra: All or Nothing at All (2015)
- The good, bad and ugly of Frank. Terrific archive footage.
- Years And Years (TV Series) (2019)
- 'Coronation Street' with knobs on. Some nice anti–Trumpian satire too.
- Wrong Box, The (1966)
- Lovely trad farce, British as!
- Story of the Jews, The (2013)
- Very good, very passionate.
- Damned, The (1968)
- Rise–of–Nazis story starts well, but overlong and the melodramatic ending was too much for me!
- Bob Roberts (1992)
- Preachy but prescient fun. Tim Robbins sings the songs, but the last word goes to Woody Guthrie.
- Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri (2017)
- Brilliant! Written with Trump's angry America in mind?